Ok, let's move on.
So - for those of you who don't know... Delaina is a lucky ducky bizzzatch who lives in sunny Fl and I live up Norf in the DC area. And while I type this we are waiting for our 2nd blizzard of the season up here (FML) and all I can think about is drinking. Hence the blog and the title.
So one of my favorite drinks, probably one that I drink the most, is a lil concoction from Argentina called a "Calimocho" -- now white people, don't get all scared on me --- hear me out. It kinda tastes like Sangria. Its really good, I promise! You trust me strangers, don't you?
Now I even went out to wikipedia to find the definition of this awesome drink to give you fuckers a little background before you call me gross for drinking this or assume I made it up.
Calimocho (from the Basque Kalimotxo) is a drink consisting of approximately 50% red wine and 50% cola-based soft drink. Alternative names include Rioja libre (from "Rioja", and "Cuba Libre"), kali, motxo.
Shit you're gonna need:
red wine *
coke or diet-coke
Shit you're gonna do:
Fill up a tall ass glass with some ice, pour half the glass with red wine and the other half with coke or diet-coke. The End.
* Please don't ask me what kind of red wine to use, I don't give a shit. I actually hate red wine except drinking it like this. I think it all tastes like vinegar. So if you like one kind more than the other, use that kind.