Cocktail recipe *hiccup*

Here's your *hiccup* cocktail recipe for today...

Shit you'll need:

Vodka (any flavor, seriously.)

Anything goes with vodka (even your kids' juice box will work, just sayin')

Shit you're gonna do:

Fill glass with ice, then fill with 3/4 of vodka. Mix what ever the hell you want with it. Enjoy. Get plastered people. Life's short.

You know what...fuck it...just take a shot.