Shit you’re gonna need:
½ stick of butter
2 lbs. of stew meat or sirloin tips if you’re loaded
¾ c of white wine (I’m actually gonna use a full cup. Because I want to. And yes, I’ll drink the rest)
½ c. water
1 clove garlic, minced
1 cans of golden mushroom soup2 tsp finely chopped onions
Shit you’re gonna do:Melt the butter in a pan. (shocker, I know). Then brown your beef (insert dirty thought here) and put it in the crock pot. Dump in the wine, water, garlic, soup and onion. Put this shit on low for 6 hours. When it’s done, your husband will feel you up in the kitchen, try to give you a hickey and thank his lucky stars that you’re a bad ass cook. Oh, serve it over rice or noodles. You’re done hookers – now go have fun!