Scotch on the Peanut butter rocks

This is the kind of snack that makes me moan. When the hubs and I used to wait tables in college, I would bring it to the restaurant and put it in the fridge for everyone to snack on. He doesn’t remember that. But he remembers the days where I forget to take the laundry out of the dryer. Shocker.

Shit you’re gonna need:

1 bag of butterscotch morsels (try to talk yourself out of eating this shit right out of the bag.)

¾ cup of creamy peanut butter (Choosey moms choose JIF. And I choose creamy. Crunchy peanut butter is gross to me. And it doesn’t work for this concoction. I have a friend that now we have agreed to disagree on the creamy vs. crunchy debacle. We just don’t talk about it anymore.) (Oh, and when you measure this out, spray your measuring cup with non stick spray. You’ll thank me later.)

6 cups of corn flakes (Go ahead and use generic. It makes absolutely no difference at all.)

Other shit you’ll need that you’ll be pissed if I don’t tell you ahead of time:

Aluminum Foil lined pan that’s been sprayed with Kitchen KY (non-stick spray)

Shit you’re gonna do:

In a big pot, melt your butterscotch and peanut butter. Now, don’t get your panties in a wad and turn this shit on “high” to get it done quicker. You’ll regret it. When peanut butter gets hot too quick, it gets lumpy and yucky. I know, “lumpy and yucky”, it’s totally technical terms we’re dealing with here. But keep stirring until it’s melted and then fold in your corn flakes. Don’t get all dramatic and stir the hell out of it because then you’ll end up with corn flake crumbs and then you’ll be all “what the hell happened?” So, just gently fold them in and then pour them out evenly onto your lined pan. Stick this shit in the fridge for about 30 min to an hour. Then break apart and put into Tupperware and stick it back in the fridge. Don’t worry, it won’t last long. You’ll be back and forth to that fridge 387 times to get yet another piece of this bad ass snack. (Insert moan here.) mmmmmm…

Holy Crap this shit lasted about an hour in this house.