My Effing Cookbook

Crescent Burgers (aka, Krystal and White Castle taste-a-likes) Not to proud to admit this, but I’ve never eaten a Krystal burger sob...

(My own half-assed “recipe” for lack of a better term.  Calling it “throw some shit together and hope for the best” would also be a good ...

This is the ONLY time you will ever hear of me faking it.  Just sayin'. It rained so muthertruckin much this week, that I swear I...

So -  unfortunately for me, and you I suppose, I can't come up with a catchy/funny/dirty name for these yummy slow cooker pulled pork sa...

Disclaimer:  This recipe has cinnamon in it.  Which pretty much means D2 won’t go any further than this sentence right here.  She’s also ter...

I’m white.  Like, cracker white.  I was raised in a household where fried chicken, sweet potatoes, and “wife beater” tank tops were of he...

Friend: “What recipe are you posting next?” Me: “Pink taco pizza.” Friend: “That’s my favorite kind.” Me: “You’ve had pink taco piz...