My Effing Cookbook

Friend: “What recipe are you posting next?” Me: “Pink taco pizza.” Friend: “That’s my favorite kind.” Me: “You’ve had pink taco piz...

So I named this chicken Kick Ass for 2 reasons. 1) it really is kick ass, and delicious too. 2) it gives me the opportunity to tell you all ...

The boyfriend and I are huge fans of salt and vinegar chips. If you aren’t, you need to grow some balls, toughen up your taste buds, and be...

Back before the hubs (which is now the ex-hubs) was dating me, there was this girl; and we’ll refer to her as “Sprite”. She knows why, heh...

I'll start off by saying that I'm not Asian. My husband has "thing" for Asian women, so it makes me almost immediately hat...

and it made me hungry… Two people walk into a bar (obviously one of those people is me.) We order our drinks and before I could squeez...

Alright. I’m fucking addicted to Pinterest. Of course I “pin” all this shit I wanna do, but never end up doing it. I just waste four hour...