My Effing Cookbook

The boyfriend and I are huge fans of salt and vinegar chips. If you aren’t, you need to grow some balls, toughen up your taste buds, and be...

Back before the hubs (which is now the ex-hubs) was dating me, there was this girl; and we’ll refer to her as “Sprite”. She knows why, heh...

I'll start off by saying that I'm not Asian. My husband has "thing" for Asian women, so it makes me almost immediately hat...

and it made me hungry… Two people walk into a bar (obviously one of those people is me.) We order our drinks and before I could squeez...

Alright. I’m fucking addicted to Pinterest. Of course I “pin” all this shit I wanna do, but never end up doing it. I just waste four hour...

Conversation between myself and the woman who birthed me and never lets me forget how much it hurt… “Mom, what the hell does ‘bog’ mean...

There isn’t a mother in America who says “Oh glorious day! Let’s bundle up our little joys from heaven and head to Publix!” I’ve h...