My Effing Cookbook

There isn’t a mother in America who says “Oh glorious day! Let’s bundle up our little joys from heaven and head to Publix!” I’ve h...

Conversation with my seven year old… “Sweet mother of mine, I would be ever so grateful if you took the time this evening to bake up some de...

Ok, so I’ll start this recipe off by telling you a few things. 1. This will be one of the best things you put in your mouth since Spring Bre...

This is by far the easiest fucking dessert to make. When I didn't know how to cook...wait, let me rephrase that...when I was too lazy t...

Alright. I’ll admit it. I have an addiction that only Lindsay Lohan and Liza Minnelli can relate to. It’s Chipotle. I get a hiney ti...

Yup, that’s right --- I’m gonna teach you how to make wittle nests that can be a part of your Easter dinner. Your little sweethearts will j...

Hubs gave up carbs which means my ass has to come up with shit that doesn’t include King’s Hawaiian Rolls. Aren’t those little mother fuck...