My Effing Cookbook

Fucking love beans. Pour that shit over rice and I’m all over that like a homeless man on a half eaten hot dog. I also saw Brett Favre’s...

You will shit yourself how easy and how much “cheating” is involved in this. I remember seeing this somewhere on some new mommy show when ...

Don’t get me wrong…kudos to those of you who soak nine different kinds of beans, make your seasoning from scratch and stew your own tomatoes...

Alright, so I thought I made a good marinara sauce. I cooked it about every two weeks and I’d always keep some in the freezer. I thought...

The hubs challenged me to what he calls “The Hungry Man” challenge. He likes those disgusting, preservative filled pieces of shit on a pla...

Please, please please oh please do me a favor…make homemade chocolate chip cookies. I completely understand how easy the break and bakes a...

Okay, so this one is gonna be clean. Why? Because I had to submit this recipe to the PTA for a Recipe for Success cookbook for the teacher...